Вступление
"My Balls" - Your Favorite Martian
Single, released 2011
[Intro]
FGAmFG
Girl, I know you left me
Am
But there was something I forgot to show you, check it out
[Verse 1]
F
Baby girl, you left me, oh no, We broke up
G
It's been a while since we last spoke, but
Am
I need another chance, can you give me that?
Am
'cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back
F
I-hi-hi wanna be your man again
G
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
Am
And I know you said you'd never call
F
But girl, you ain't seen my balls
[Chorus]
F
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
[Verse 2]
F
My balls are so awesome, don't get me started
G
They're so damn big, "How big are they?"
Am
They're so big, it's really obnoxious
Am
It's like two ewoks chilling in my boxers
F
They're so big, I can't hold 'em back
G
Even Cartman's like, "Man, those are fat."
Am
They're so big they'll run over your feet
N.C.
That's why when they back up you hear a "beep beep"
F
And how can I be subtle
G
When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?
Am
And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me
Am
That EPCOT Center looks at 'em with jealousy
F
In fact, when you see 'em on the street
G
They'll fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel
Am
I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back
Am
'cause my balls are so big, they've got an opening act
[Chorus]
F
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
[Verse 3]
Am
My balls are so epic, but I ain't boasting
F
'cause they have an effect on the tides in the ocean
Dm
And when the sun's right, it might cause
Em N.C.
A total solar eclipse of my balls
Am
'cause these things are where it's happening
F
And when I whip 'em out, you'll take me back again
Dm
Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus?
Em
No, excuse me, I'm on the chorus
AmF
I, I got what you need
Dm
And you'd said you'd never call
Em
But girl, you ain't seen these balls (here we go)
Am
I-hi-hi wanna be your man again
F
But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston
Dm
And I know you said you'd never call
Em
But girl, you ain't seen my...
[Bridge]
F
You ain't seen my
G
You ain't seen my
Am
You ain't seen my
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my
F
You ain't seen my
G
You ain't seen my
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my
AmF
Girl, you ain't seen my balls
[Chorus]
F
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
F
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Dm
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You-you-you you ain't seen my balls
Am
You ain't seen my balls, you ain't seen my balls
[Outro]
N.C.
I told you you'd be back
N.C.
You must've forgot
N.C.
You must've had Ballzheimer's
N.C.
Ha ha ha
