Вступление
[Verse]
DG
He was eating Twinkies as he drove along the highway
DA
Listening to Merle Haggard and his band
DG
He didn't see the semi as he came around the corner
DAD
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
[Chorus]
GD
Oh yes, he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
DA
He scattered cream filled cupcakes 'cross the land
D
One of life's great big no-no's,
G
He was reaching for his Ho-Ho's
DAD
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
[Verse]
DG
He was a country singer who was eatin' Zingers
DA
As he sang with a red-hot country band
DG
The band was really smokin' 'til the singer started chokin'
DAD
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
[Chorus]
GD
Yes he died with his Ding Dong in his hand
DA
That last song he sang was really grand
DG
He thought he was the mostest 'til he bit that big fat Hostess
DAD
And he died with his Ding Dong in his hand!
[Chorus]
GD
Yes, he died with his Ding-Dong in his hand
DA
He scattered cream-filled cupcakes 'cross the land
DG
Well, I hope and I pray that when I reach that fateful day,
DA N.C
I will die with a great big humongous Ding-Dong… or a severely large
N.C
Suzy-Q… maybe some of them powdered doughnuts that they leave out on
N.C D
the shelf at the local stop & rob for about three years… in my hand