Вступление
E
I was walkin around in a dusty Denver antique store
E
When along came the owner from the back through a folding door
EA
He said if you need to pop a squat take a seat in this here chair
E
So I sat on down, said “you know what? 20 bucks for this seems fair”
B
He said, you ever sat down on a chair so comfy and so grand?
E
I said, listen, I’ve sat in every chair in this here land
E
Sat in every chair, man
E
I’ve sat in every chair, man
A7
I’ve put my ass on there, man
E
Every one I swear, man
B
Even chairs in disrepair, man
E
I’ve sat in every chair
E
I’ve sat in rocking chairs, beach chairs, hammock chairs, desk chairs,
E
Director chairs, camping chairs, la-z-boys, rex chairs,
A7
Ottomans, side chairs, dining chairs, high chairs,
E
Car seats, wheelchairs, even butterfly chairs,
B
Armchairs, salon chairs, massage chairs, the iron throne
E
Park benches, gaming chairs, papasan, can’t go wrong
[Chorus]
E
Sat in every chair, man
E
I’ve sat in every chair, man
A7
I’ve put my ass on there, man
E
Every one I swear, man
B7
Even chairs in disrepair, man
E
I’ve sat in every chair
[Verse 2]
E
A barber chair’s a hair chair, a plane seat’s an air chair,
A
A Chair. Right. There.
E
Piano stool, chaise lounge, recliner, task chair,
A
How bout that low back. Fine then
E
Cloth, vinyl, waterproof, folding chair on the roof
A
Open back, leather tack, backs of legs stick to that.
E
Park bench, in the shade. Legs-crossed relaxin’ sippin’
A
Le-Mo-Nade
G
Tractors, trains, golf carts, forklifts, smart cars,
F#m
With Seats that. I can. Ride.
[Chorus 2]
EBF#m
These are the chairs of the world as we know ‘em (it’s sitting time)
EBF#m
Chairs of the world as we know ‘em (it’s sitting time)
EBF#mA
Chairs of the world as we know ‘em (it’s sitting time)
[Verse 3]
EG#m
Better stand up, cause I need a chair.
C#mA
And my heart is set on yours.
EG#m
Better stand up, you gotta understand
C#mA
I’ll be sitting on the floor
A
Nowhere left, I’ll be sitting on the floor.
E
That’s the chair that I want (chair that I want want)
A
Whoo hoo hoo
E
That’s the chair that I want (chair that I want want)
A
Whoo hoo hoo
E
That’s the chair that I want (chair that I want want)
A
Whoo hoo hoo
B
The chair that I need, (chair that I need)
B7
Oh yes indeed!!
[Guitar Solo]
EAEAEABB7
[Chorus]
E
Sat in every chair, man
E
I’ve sat in every chair, man
A7
I’ve put my ass on there, man
E
Every one I swear, man
B7
Even chairs in disrepair, man
E
I’ve sat in every chair
[Verse 4]
E
I’ve sat in morris chairs, shaker chairs, slipper chairs, ribbon-backs,
E
Corner chairs, windsor chairs, stools and adirondacks,
A7
Hitchcocks, klismos, savanarolas, caquetoires,
E
Gondolas, bergeres, hogarths, shut the door,
B
Wing-backs, bean sacks, writing-arms and fancy chairs,
E
Papa bear, mama bear, baby bear’s broken chair,
[Chorus]
E
Sat in every chair, man
E
I’ve sat in every chair, man
A7
I’ve put my ass on there, man
E
Every one I swear, man
B7
Even chairs in disrepair, man
E
I’ve sat in every chair
[Organ Solo]
EC#mBE
[Guitar Solo]
C#mF#ABC#mC#mABC#m
And she’s buying the chair way to heaven”
[Organ Solo]
EC#mBE