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Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 19:01:44 -0500
From: Denis Ford
One More Minute by Weird Al Yankovic
Words transcribed by I. Josh Greenstein (at least they were on his web page)
Chords by Bo Ford
I haven't heard this song in a while, so please feel free to correct any
mistakes. I'm not
absolutely sure if the B7 is right, but it sounds pretty close. Have fun.
Bo
DGDG
Well I heard that you're leaving, gonna leave me far behind,
B7EmAD
'Cause you found a brand new lover, you decided that I'm not your kind.
GDG
So I pulled your name out of my Rolladex,
CG
And I tore all your pictures in two,
B7Em
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go,
AD
Just because it reminds me of you.....
CDG
That's right, you ain't gonna see me crying,
CDG
I'm glad that you found somebody new,
CDGC
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass,
GDG
Than spend one more minute with you.
DG
I guess I may seem kinda bitter,
DGD
You got me feeling down in the dumps,
B7Em
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love,
AD
And I have to use the self-service pumps...
CDG
Oh so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
CDG
You ain't gonna break my heart in two
CDGC
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper cuts on my face,
GDG
Than spend one more minute with you..
EmDG
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
CG
Than watch you going out with other men
EmGEm
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,
AD
Again, and again, and again, and again, and again
Oh can't you what I'm trying to say, darlin'
CDG
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches
CDG
Shove an ice-pick under a toe nail or two
CD
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms
GC
In Grand Central Station, with my tongue..
GDG
Than spend one more minute with you
CDG
Yes, I'd rather dive naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
CDG
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy-Glue
CD
I'd rather dive in a swimming pool filled with
GC
Double-edged razor blades
GDEm
Than spend one more minute with you
CD
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
GC
And throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die....
GDG
Than spend one more minute with you.....