Вступление
* = Lasts ~2 bars
[Intro]
N.C.
Pointing in the band.
[Verse 1]
GD
Standing on stage with my cowboy hat on,
GD
Singing slow and low as I twang my guitar.
GC
My lyrics are sad or super fun but definitely not deep.
GDG
I love my pet and my boots and I voted for Donald Trump!
CG
I'm a young, white, thin, blonde country star,
A7D
I move the microphone when the note gets high!
GC
We sing in harmony,
GD
I sing a line by myself, So do I!
GC
Women are pretty much objects,
A7D
But they don't really care. Sure don't!
GD
We sing in a southern accent,
GD
Even though I'm from Vermont.
GEmDC
My denim shorts are toddler sized…
DG
'Cause this is a country song!
CD
Shoutout to current city!
[Verse 2]
GC
Story 'bout how I met a blue-eyed farmboy,
G
fell in love to our song
D
Which is a T. Swift song about her song.
GCA7
Story 'bout how that dirtbag went and cheated on me,
GDG
Empowering riff, 'bout committing a violent felony!
N.C.
I'm a girl, it's ok!
CG
Adult beverages, adult beverages,
A7* D
Truuuuuuuuuuucks!
(key change!)
[Bridge]
GD
Nothing better than a girl riding shotgun,
GD
Except my actual shotgun!
GDC
We relate to the middle working class,
A7D
Even though we're richer than you.
N.C.
Bling bling!
GD
We only have male children,
GD
If it's a girl, then the song is sad.
[Outro]
GEmDC
Really heavy-handed religious advice!
GDG
End the song with a really bad pun.
N.C.
Declaration of patriotism!
N.C.
Expression of gratitude!