Misc Unsigned Bands — Charlie Hodgson — Tis The Season

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Intro:  G  Em  G  Em 

G                        Em
When you people think of Christmas
             G                   Em
You think of presents under that pine
    G                        Em
All I can think of are your spoiled brats
     C                D
And working over time


G             Em
I get out one night a year
     G                       Em
It’s lonely and cold in this snow
         G                      Em
And Mrs. Clause ran off with an elf and gave
       C                D
A new meaning to “Ho Ho Ho”


     C       
I’ve made my list
     D
I’m checking it twice
     G      D/F#      Em
And checking it twice more
     C  
So I don’t forget what I like to sip 
       D
When I head to liquor store



G       D/F#    Em    D     
Tis the season to be jolly
C                   D
Sure, if you’re not me

G     D/F#    Em     D     
My reindeer they get gassy
        C             D
And I’m downwind constantly
Em                 C 
Keep the milk and cookies
          G            D
I’ll take aspirin and whiskey
G       D/F#   Em    D   
Tis the season to be jolly
C         D         G
Sure, if you’re not me


      G                  Em
Going out without being recognized
      G             Em
Gets harder every year
      G                  Em
Only place I fit in are hipster bars
           C                        D
Where everyone’s got suspenders and beards


      G             Em
Kids ask me for new siblings
      G                  Em
Bad news little Jill and Tom
                G                            Em
There’s nothing left in Santa’s sack, if you know what I mean
          C               D
But I’ll gladly meet your mom


    C        
I’m sick of lists 
     D
From stupid kids 
             G        D/F#           Em
With nothing but sugarplums in their heads
  C                                  
C’mon you jabronies,  how many ponies
        D 
Do you think I can fit in this sled?


G       D/F#    Em    D     
Tis the season to be jolly
C                   D
Sure, if you’re not me

G     D/F#    Em     D     
My reindeer they get gassy
        C             D
And I’m downwind constantly
Em                 C 
Keep the milk and cookies
          G            D
I’ll take aspirin and whiskey
G       D/F#   Em    D   
Tis the season to be jolly
C         D         G
Sure, if you’re not me


BREAK


    G                       Em
And people think I’m just a dirty old man
            G                       Em
You think I like having kids on my lap?
      G                       Em
They squirm too much and sometimes I scare them
           C                     D
‘Til their Huggies fill up with crap


           G                  Em
And when I ask, “What’s your name, little boy?”
            G                 Em
I hope it’s Mikey, Johnny, or Steve
         G                        Em
And not "I'm Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator"
   C          D
On Dateline NBC........Uhh that elf swore she was 18!



G       D/F#    Em    D     
Tis the season to be jolly
C                   D
Sure, if you’re not me

G     D/F#    Em     D     
My reindeer they get gassy
        C             D
And I’m downwind constantly
Em                 C 
Keep the milk and cookies
          G            D
I’ll take aspirin and whiskey
G       D/F#   Em    D   
Tis the season to be jolly
C         D         G
Sure, if you’re not me


G       D/F#   Em    D   
Tis the season to be jolly
C         D         G
Sure, if you’re not me


G       D/F#   Em    D   
Tis the season to be jolly
C         D         G
Sure, if you’re not me

		
    

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