Misc Originals — Discworld — The Hedgehog Song

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Originally by Terry Pratchett (Wyrd Sisters, Nanny Ogg), mucked about by discworld fans.
This version taken from https://ethanthescribe.livejournal.com/97962.html
and mucked about a bit more by me.

[Verse]
D                   G
Bestiality may be a fun thing to do
A                          D
But I have to a warning to say unto you:
D                        G
With almost all animals, you’ll have ball
        A                     D
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Chorus]
D                         G
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
    A                     D
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Verse]
D                     G
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
   A                       D
Or roger a rhino if you’re ready for bruising,
   D                        G
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
        A                     D
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Verse]
D                   G
A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun,
       A                      D
If you choose the cheetah you may have to run.
        D                       G
You can fondle the fleas at the flea-market stall,
        A                     D
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Verse]
    D                          G
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
        A                      D
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
    D                          G
The stickles and prickles will maul and appall
    A                     D
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Chorus]
D                         G
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
    A                     D
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Verse]
        D                   G
You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you
      A                       D
And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu
D                            G
Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small
        A                     D
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Verse]
       D                   G
If you meet Nanny Ogg just remember to thank her
    A                     D
For warning all wayfarers waylaid in Lancre.
    D                        G
And remember to caution your poor foreign guest
A                D
Il Porcupino Nil Sodomy Est!

[Verse]
D                           G
You can bugger a bat if you hang upside down,
    A                                   D
You can hump with a whale but there's a chance you might drown,
        D                         G
You can try with a dragon but the risk is not small
        A                     D
Oh, the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Chorus]
D                         G
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
    A                     D
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Verse]
    D                         G
The quills on his back are so awfully thick
        A                     D
They’ll poke perforations all over your prick.
        D                        G
There’s nowhere to aim when he’s curled in a ball
    A                     D
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

[Verse]
        D                        G
You can root with a wombat right here in Australia
    A                       D
But don’t be alarmed by our odd mammalia
    D                             G
You didn’t think our beasts would be friendly didya?
       A                           D
You’ve never know pain till you’ve shagged an echidna.

[Chorus]
D                         G
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
    A                     D
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.		
    

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