Instalok — Excuses

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This song is The Monster parody

Capo at 4th fret


[Chorus]
            Am
I play on a toaster
   G          F
My ping is so bad
                 Am       G       F
I will make up excuses whenever I can
               Am
I'm making the wrong plays
    G         F
I'm getting so mad
                   Am             G             F
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding


[Rap verse 1]
              Am                            G
I will always blame the other members of my team

Oh well
F
Not my fault for losing
                    Am                             G
Should have counter ganked but wraiths were more enticing
                 F
Should have been aware of what teammates were doing
              Am
Never gave my mid a single blue
  G
I needed the sustain 
F
Flaming me since we queued

When I started complaining
      Am                      G
'Bout Elise, clairvoyance and TP
                F
'Cause what you thought would be easy's
                         Am
A defeat, she DC'd, it's GG!
G                       F
How did I forget it was free week?

You're level 30? Really?
Am                          G
"Worth" I don't care if you want, report me
       F
Can we please FF? I'm bored, jeez
                    Am                                 G
If there aren't any wards I'm blaming it all on the support
                     F
Cause your CS'ing is so weak, one creep, two creep
                  Am
Mine's low 'cause I chose the wrong masteries
G                              F
Won't admit I'm bad. I'll just cry more 'cause I...


[Chorus]
            Am
I play on a toaster
   G          F
My ping is so bad
                 Am       G       F
I will make up excuses whenever I can
               Am
I'm making the wrong plays
    G         F
I'm getting so mad
                   Am             G             F
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding
                    Am G F Am G F
Well that's not fair
                    Am G F Am G F
Well that's not fair


[Rap verse 2]
                      Am                           G
I know I'm not a good player but honestly I wasn't trolling
            F
The rager inside of me is so controlling
                 Am              G                      F
'Cause it's just easier to blame others for your own mistakes

Maybe I'm just playing like I'm in Wood 5
Am                                G                           F
(There you go. You're starting to show that you know the real reason behind your team's throw)
              Am
Who am I even talking to?
         G                        F
I wasn't part of the throw I lost E L O because we didn't ban Teemo
Am                           G
'Cause I'm talking in mostly asterisks
           F
Got nine reports for being so damn "toxic"
          Am                      G
And tried punishing me for all my chat "spam"
            F
Everyone is saying that I believe I'm better than I really am
Am           G
Like Trick2g disrespectin' again
F
Stop laughing, this isn't fair 'cause I'm lagging
Am                         G
I wasn't playing can't you see what I've been saying
    F
I'm really not that bad (I play on a...)


[Chorus]
            Am
I play on a toaster
   G          F
My ping is so bad
                 Am       G       F
I will make up excuses whenever I can
               Am
I'm making the wrong plays
    G         F
I'm getting so mad
                   Am             G             F
And they think I'm feeding, yeah, you think I'm feeding
                    Am G F Am G F
Well that's not fair
                Am G F Am G F (last chord)
But I'm just bad

And now I'm banned...		
    

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