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[Verse]
G
I met Jesus at the Kenmore,
CG
And he said I'm going to heaven.
GG
He said that he'd meet me there,
AD
After his last round.
G
Well, the waitress hollered "Last Call,"
CG
And turned down all the lights.
G
I saw Jesus at the Kenmore
DG
All drunk up last night.
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[Verse]
G
Well, he wasn't wearing a long robe,
CG
He had tennies on his feet.
GG
He'd gotten a little older,
AD
And his eyes looked kinda beat.
G
He was wearing one of them ballcaps,
CG
And on the front it read:
GG
"I'd rather push my Ford,
DG
than drive a Chevrolet."
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[Verse]
G
Well, he was gettin' kinda boligerant,
CG
And they tried to throw him out.
GG
He pulled a smoke from behind his ear,
AD
And he began to shout.
G
Said, "I'm bringin' you boys a message,
CG
And if there's any doubt,
GG
You'd better straighten up and fly right,
DG
Or you know I'll take you out."
[Verse]
G
Well, we all just sat and staired.
CG
Waitin' for his next move.
GG
Then Jesus just tugged his beard,
AD
And ordered him a brew.
GG
The waitress hollared "Last Call."
CG
We all bought him a round.
GG
I met Jesus at the Kenmore,
DG
And he almost took us down.