Brian Haner — Stripper Pole Accident

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Hilarious Song! No questions asked!
I put the lyrics in too if you sing.




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Then, you just hold the A5 chord after the fourth time.
1. She told me she was running late as she headed out the door.~
2. I heard the sound of lightning as the rain began to pour.~

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3. When she got to work her hands were wet,
   But she didn't have time to dry.~

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4. Her clear heels slipped on fifty cents,
   When she heard somebody cry!


(Chorus)
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1.Stripper pole accident!
2.She woke up inside an am-bu-lance.~

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3.Crack her skull and broke her nose!
4.Now she'll never feel her toes!

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Stripper pole ac-ciden-t!

you then play this twice.
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E|-----------------|-----------------|-------------------------------||

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1. I was watching cheaters, 
2. when I first heard the news.~
3. As soon as it was over, 

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4. I tried to find my shows.~

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1.When the doctor told me that,
2. She'd never walk again.~ 
   
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3. I looked into her 2 black eyes and said
4."Who's gonna pay the rent?!"

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1. Stripper pole ac-cident!
2.Her  second vertebrate is broke and bent.

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3. If she can't squat on someones knob,
4. Then I'll have to get a job!

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Stripper pole ac-ciden-t!

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1.She sued and got her job back,
2. But she can't shake her dead ass.

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!SOLO!  *its all double tones
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i like to end he solo with a pinch harmonic on B.
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B|--
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And all the rest are repeats, and I don't feel like doin' um.

Well, that's my tab. hope you like it cus im sure its right.





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