Bo Burnham — Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

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Bo Burnham - Rehab Center For Fictional Characters


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[Intro]

E Am E Am


[Verse]

E
Well, hello everyone!
Am                                        E
Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters.
     Am
Umm, alright. Lets get right to it
                      E
Who wants to start us off?
                    Am
How about you Chris??
              E
Umm, alright. Hey, I'm Chris Cringle.
      Am
I'm a sex addict.
E                    Am
Hey I'm Santa Clause, I'm the king of snow.
E                Am                     E Am
I hate my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho.
B                           C
She used to please me every day,
                 B                          C                    E
then she made it clear that santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Am
Fuckin Bitch.
E         Am               E                       Am
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings
                   E
with my north pole Okay Chris, thank you!
  Am
Alright, who wants to go next?
E
Patrick frowny face!
    Am
Get up here.


[Verse 2]

        E
Alright.
                           Am
I'm Patrick O'Riley, I'm a leperchaun. You all doin' good?
E                            Am
Yeah, I'm not doing so good.
E                 Am                        E
I had a wonderful life, with a healthy household,
              Am                      E Am E   Am
And beautiful wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha.
B                     C                B
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself,
                    C                       E
and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Am  E               Am                   E
Uh, now I drink all day and a part of me dies.
                          Am                              E
'cause my wife is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
             Am
Hey I know them!
                             E
Oh, hey Tony. Nice of you to show up.

Where were you last week?


[Verse 3]

Am
I had some
E
Hey, I'm Tony the tiger.
Am
Fuck it.

I'll just sing it.
E                Am                    E
Every day I wake up, and I get to work late.
                          Am
My boss says, 'hey, what's up?'
               E        Am                  E     Am
I say that I'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit.
B             C                             B
The kids they laugh, 'cause I'm a sensitive cat. 'Big pussy!'
C                       E Am
I can't argue with that.
E          Am                   E
If another kid gives me frosted flakes,
              Am                E
I swear on my life i'll eat his parents.
          Am
Okay Ton, thank you.
   E
So that's everybody.
                 Am
So lets just get down to it
            E
Oh, who are you?
          Am        E      Am
Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.


[Verse 4]

E                             Am
I'm the easter bunny, hey I'm back!
                                   E
Used to be funny now I'm hooked on crack.
                          Am
Heaps of heroine ain't no joke,
                             E                                  Am
marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
E  Am
COKE!
E                         Am                                E
Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no attention span
              Am
Okay, I'm just going to go and get him, alright?
     E                          Am
Play nice please. I'll be right back.


[Verse 5]

E               Am                     E
Hey pat did you hear? All my elves got sick.
                 Am                     E
I think they got herpes from some Irish chick.

Mother fucker
Am
What you laughin' Tony, huh?
E                    Am
'Cause it's funny!
                          E
This is gettin rediculous.
       Am                         E
Santa, Tony could you guys please stop?
        Am
Oh Snap!
            E
crackle and pop.
                  Am
Haha, 'cause they banged your wife.
            E
I'm getting out of here.
                       Am  E
This is fucking rediculous.		
    

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