Bart Baker — Little Things Parody

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[Verse 1]

      G
This song was designed
         G
to make you feel lovely
      C
By pointing out the flaws
     C
on your fat body
       Em
And pretending that we love
         D
then to make you feel pretty
       C       D     G
But clearly you’re ugly

     G
You know nobody loves
               G
those gross wrinkles by your eyes
            C
Your huge thighs
        C
are hideous
           C
and your stomach is super-sized
     Em
You have to buy two seats on airlines
   D
whenever you fly
           C            D       G
But that’s why you’re special to me


[Bridge]

Am                          C
   Your big double chin and stretch marks
Em              D
make you stand out
         Am
Yes it’s true
        C
That’s you
        Em
you are huge
                  D
And look like a dude
      Am                C
But that’s why we love you
                          G
Did we mention that you’re fat.


[Verse 2]

G
I know everything
      G
about my pal Harry.
         C
Like how he has a mole
        C
on the shaft on his mate
           Em
And those daily masturbations
        D
that we do so secretly
         C        D     G
Are what make my life complete.

G
Back to the things we like
G                   C
 about that fat ape.
C
Both of your nipples
C
look like pan cakes
Em
Your bush hair is huge
        D
like Don King’s dew
      C       D       G
But you’re perfect to me


[Bridge]

Am                       C
   What we’re basically saying.
Em            D
Is your hideous.
          Am
You have zits
       C
Hairy tits
Em
And your lips
               D
smell like bad fish
Am                     C
But we love that gross shit.

Am                     C
Oops I let your little thing slip
 Em         D
out of my mouth!
Am
I’m sorry!
          C
No, don’t be.
      Em
It’s tiny
              D
Hey same with me!
 Am
And me.
And me
And me.
    C                G  
We all have little things.
		
    

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